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Aha! It had to happen—the real <i>Onion</i> weighs in on Comey — 17 Comments

  1. Everyone has known for well over a year that Comey is a corruptocrat tool.
    It’s just icing on the cake he’s getting outed as a lousy writer, too.

  2. }}}} if you really want to get inside the mind of James Comey.

    AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT’S HOLY WOULD POSSESS YOU TO EVER EVER EVER WANT SUCH A THING?!???

    :^D

  3. I think I know his problem. He has 5 daughters and a wife. A male can’t be immersed in that much estrogen and not sound like a “Panty-Waste”.

  4. Ah-h-h, that’s our Neo, always out there chronicaling at the cutting edge of earnest and unembarrassed lunacy. I would not waste time opening the book and could not bear to watch the Stephanopolos/Comey interview, but have seen enough snatches of it to be reminded of Montaigne’s observation that “no one is exempt from talking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly.”

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  6. Why does the US think there is a difference between a woman’s romance novel and a man’s romance novel?

    In Japan, the genres are not quite as divided as that. Perhaps it is the result of Western mainstream culture and Leftist antics on divide and conquer, getting men to fight with women and vice a versa over the same resources.

    John Dough Says:
    April 17th, 2018 at 10:48 am
    I think I know his problem. He has 5 daughters and a wife. A male can’t be immersed in that much estrogen and not sound like a “Panty-Waste”.

    Recently there’s this surgeon I saw that had and has 8 daughters and 1 son, including 8 sons in law.

    He’s not a Panty-Waste.

  7. I find the title of the book amusing, “A Higher Loyalty”. Isn’t there a saying about patriotism being the last refuge of a scoundrel?

  8. If you have listened to Comey speak, you may have noticed the upturn in his voice at the end of many phrases or sentences. (I know there’s a word for that Valley-girl speech pattern, but I can’t think of it.) It’s annoying at best, and belies his commanding stature and authority at worst. Perhaps that’s a result of having 5 daughters.

  9. Comey has damaged himself with this book. What’s worse, I don’t think he realizes that. Kinda like Hillary.

  10. Ymar Sakar Says:
    April 17th, 2018 at 11:23 am

    Recently there’s this surgeon I saw that had and has 8 daughters and 1 son, including 8 sons in law.

    He’s not a Panty-Waste.
    * * *
    If you are talking about the same person I know of, he had 9 daughters and 1 son.
    Still not a panty-waist.
    I heard he went skiing this month at age 93.

  11. Aesop, somebody trying to repopulate the earth like noah? wonder if apoc is near…

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